A man can force any single woman to marry him is he discovers her picking her nose while sitting in a car at traffic lights.

Picking your nose on Saturday is forbidden.

it is against the law for a man to force his wife to dress as a parrot – even if she is hideously ugly.

Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).

Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.

Couples must wait at least 72 hours to be married unless the man has raped the woman