A law to reduce crime states: “It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.”

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    Chief: Whington state police department.

    Motorist: Yeah I’m about to kill a guy.

    Chief: Okay, the police are on their wa- *Gunfire is heard followed by a scream* eh, we’ll get it next time.