A law to reduce crime states: “It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.”

You must stop and call City Hall before entering town in an automobile.

An ordinance proposed states, “In the future, anyone not living within the immediate vicinity of Robbins must have a permit from the Chief of Police and approval of the Mayor or one of the Commissioners.”

You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.

All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.

It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.

One Response to “A law to reduce crime states: “It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.””

Comment from Aura
Time March 31, 2011 at 3:24 am

Chief: Whington state police department.

Motorist: Yeah I’m about to kill a guy.

Chief: Okay, the police are on their wa- *Gunfire is heard followed by a scream* eh, we’ll get it next time.