A girl must have written permission from her father before she can wear a mini skirt that is more than 4 inch above her knee.

A boy may only court a girl after obtaining written permission from her father.

Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

Women who work for the government of the city may not wear sexy mini skirts or any other “provocative” garment during office hours.

One must obtain written permission from the City Council before throwing bricks onto a highway.

It is against the law for a man to wear his wife’s panties on a Sunday unless he has prior permission from the Bishop.

2 Responses to “A girl must have written permission from her father before she can wear a mini skirt that is more than 4 inch above her knee.”

Comment from Fanny
Time April 8, 2011 at 10:38 pm

z1EIJO I’m not easily impressed. . . but that’s impressing me!

Comment from Audrey
Time August 18, 2011 at 8:49 pm

What if you don’t have a father?