A boy may only court a girl after obtaining written permission from her father.

A girl must have written permission from her father before she can wear a mini skirt that is more than 4 inch above her knee.

A girl must avert her eyes from her father when she speaks to him.

Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

The “Peer Review Statute” prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment. Not even a court of law can. All you can access is what the doctor or nurse voluntarily records in your chart.

One must obtain written permission from the City Council before throwing bricks onto a highway.

2 Responses to “A boy may only court a girl after obtaining written permission from her father.”

Comment from shia
Time January 24, 2011 at 6:43 pm

some of these are not true!!!

Comment from levi nicks
Time May 13, 2011 at 4:11 pm

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